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Jun. 30th, 2005

03:21 pm - Hideous Meme

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Tell me how you'd dispose of my corpse.

Then post this in your own journal to find out how other people plan to get rid of YOUR body!

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For consideration: blame merde

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From:stutefish
Date:June 30th, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
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I would plastinate you in a sitting position and then I'd keep you in my car so I could always use the carpool lane. And I'd hollow out your innards and put in some insulation so I could keep cold drinks inside. And then I'd attach a string/voice mechanism such that whenever I pulled a string, you'd say, "I wanted to split my atoms in half so I could hate that movie twice as much."

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From:janet_harvey
Date:June 30th, 2005 11:14 pm (UTC)
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wow, you win. I was just gonna use the woodchipper!
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From:theweaselking
Date:June 30th, 2005 10:47 pm (UTC)
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Stir-fry.

I can taste it now.
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From:eejitalmuppet
Date:June 30th, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)
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Gut and joint. Marinate in a citrus, honey, chili and spice mixture (for 48-72 hours: we could call that "lying in state"). Roast slowly, with regular basting. Serve at the after-funeral reception, accompanied by sauteed sweet potatoes with cumin.
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From:merde
Date:July 1st, 2005 05:34 pm (UTC)
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might i suggest adding a side of white corn, lightly sauteed in butter?
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From:fleagirl
Date:June 30th, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC)
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i would dress you like farrah fawcett and plant you in tom cruise's trunk.
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From:janet_harvey
Date:June 30th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
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I'd stuff you in the WB lot water tower, and let them explain how you got there.
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From:daveroguesf
Date:June 30th, 2005 11:27 pm (UTC)
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I'd load you into a trebuchet, set up a pool in which people could bet money on how far you'd fly and where you'd land, and make a mint.
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From:mister_borogove
Date:June 30th, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC)
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Throw you to the zombies while your brainmeats are still fresh, distracting them long enough for me to reach your fallen, still-idling chainsaw.
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From:querldox
Date:June 30th, 2005 11:54 pm (UTC)
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Large blender, combined with the inks that will be used to print your last written work.
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From:moonandserpent
Date:July 1st, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
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a.k.a. "The Mark Gruenwald"
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From:glitter_ninja
Date:July 1st, 2005 12:03 am (UTC)
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Dispose of? Your corpse would be the perfect customer service center manager.
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From:omarius
Date:July 1st, 2005 12:20 am (UTC)
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I would grind you up and use the ex-you for shark-attracting chum at certain Florida seaside resort locales.
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From:hyalin
Date:July 1st, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
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Put you in a furry suit and leave you in a sex club for use as a masturbation object.

I'd also probably dust you with lye, just for kicks.
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From:sambushell
Date:July 1st, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
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Standard company practice is to write BASURA across your forehead so that the Filipino cleaners know what to do with you.
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From:hwrnmnbsol
Date:July 1st, 2005 02:12 am (UTC)
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Dispose of your body? ha ha, no sir! I'm never getting rid of my buddy Dan's body. It's going to sit right there on that couch until doomsday, and every morning I'll say "Good morning!", and you'll say nothing, but you'll look like you *could* say good morning if you weren't all dessicated and spider-eaten and stuff, and later on I'll change your tie so you keep looking as smart as ever!
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From:dculver
Date:July 1st, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
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ebay
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From:merde
Date:July 1st, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)
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simple. elegant. beautiful.
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