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Short Shameful law-enforcement Confession - scribbles and lies

Jun. 30th, 2005

02:13 pm - Short Shameful law-enforcement Confession

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Even though he was more than a block ahead of me, and my windows were rolled up, I still turned down my stereo when I saw the cop car ahead of me this morning.

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For consideration: even though I didn't even have a hitchhiker stuffed in the trunk this time or anything

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From:merde
Date:June 30th, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC)
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even though I didn't even a hitchhiker stuffed in the trunk this time or anything

funny you should say that. this week various people have been posting that "tell me what you'd like to do with me someday" meme, and naturally the first thing that came to mind was "stuff your lifeless corpse into the trunk of a 1975 Buick LeSabre and push it into the East River."
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From:2wanda
Date:July 1st, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)
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That, or think naughty things that you don't dare say out loud.
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From:merde
Date:July 1st, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)
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and as we all know, discretion is my middle name.
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From:psydid
Date:June 30th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
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Not necessarily shameful. If you were playing "Cop Killer", "Straight Outta Compton", or Bob Marley of any kind, you being properly cautious.

On the other hand, if you were playing Vivaldi, then you actually did deserve the unwelcome affections of a nightstick and should be ashamed of yourself.
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From:crisper
Date:June 30th, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
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Actually, it was Orbital, "Satan", at the time.

And what's wrong with Vivaldi?
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From:hyalin
Date:July 1st, 2005 12:24 am (UTC)
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Well... depends on how well you packaged the body. Upholstery holds all sorts of stains invisible to the naked eye.

I learned this when the guys in the arcade turned on the UV lighting and I looked down to see a brightly-glowing protein-based splattering of something on my pants.
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