He knows he sounds like a dick, dumping me for her, but he doesn’t care enough to be nice about it.
“It’s not like I was ever going to introduce you to my family, right?”
What he doesn’t know is, I set them up together. She stays married just long enough to strip the estate off him in the divorce. I get ten percent afterwards, and don’t have to put up with fucking him in the meantime.
And I have seven other new-money douchebags just like him in the pipeline.
For consideration: "Did he put your million dollar check / In someone else's box?"