Dan Curtis Johnson (crisper) wrote,
Dan Curtis Johnson

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100 Words: "We all got a space 2 fill"

“Sorry, babe. She’s more what I need. Long-term, I mean.”

He knows he sounds like a dick, dumping me for her, but he doesn’t care enough to be nice about it.

“It’s not like I was ever going to introduce you to my family, right?”

What he doesn’t know is, I set them up together. She stays married just long enough to strip the estate off him in the divorce. I get ten percent afterwards, and don’t have to put up with fucking him in the meantime.

And I have seven other new-money douchebags just like him in the pipeline.

For consideration: "Did he put your million dollar check / In someone else's box?"
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