Dan Curtis Johnson (crisper) wrote,
Dan Curtis Johnson
crisper

  • Music:

Apologies to Peter Gabriel

Cover it

while it runs

Cover it

through the night

Gotta keep it nice and neat

When you're in its heat

Cover it

Darling please


Hottub, hottub, hottub

Don't you know you gotta

Shock the hottub



Raise pH

Test the strip

You can brominate

Watch the drip

There's one more test you must get 'round:

Bring the hardness down

What's the hubbub with the hottub?


Hottub, hottub, hottub

Don't you know you gotta

Shock the hottub



Hottub - Chemical's doubling

Hottub - Something's bubbling

Hottub - Sure do like it even though it's troubling


Shock! Watch the hottub get clean, hottub!



Cover it

While you sleep

Cover it

So it keeps its heat

Throw your spoonfuls in the swirl

Then invite your girl!

Cover it

Darling please

Hottub, hottub, hottub

Don't you know you gotta

Shock the hottub



Hottub - Submerge your backs

Hottub - Jets behind relax

Hottub - Feel the heat it packs!


Shock! Watch the hottub get clean, hottub!


Shock the hottub

Shock the hottub

Shock the hottub tonight


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For consideration: at least it's not a whole swimming pool to take care of
Tags: parody
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