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Apr. 8th, 2009

03:15 pm - Dream: Bohemian Groove

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I dreamt that I had managed to infiltrate the Power Elite, a white male who had successfully convinced other White Males that he was worthy to be one of them in ruling the rest of the world. I wasn't trying to rule the world, mind you; I just wanted to understand what these people were doing, how and why. So I was transported to their secret ceremonial lodge in the woods, where I would go through the investiture ritual or ordination or whatever they called it. The ceremony was melodramatic but forgettable; I cared only about picking apart their process to understand what made them tick.

"So," I ventured into conversation with one of them, a young financier behind the next generation of brilliant-weapon arms contractors, "are we deliberately encouraging the unrestrained growth of population in the third world and in countries like India so that there is a ready-made supply of disposable fodder to fuel our profit engines with?"

He looked at me, blinked a couple of times, and I wasn't sure he'd heard me.

I pressed on: "Are we deliberately enforcing their brutal poverty so that even our shittiest alternative - to die in a factory, or in our mercenary armies, or from a drug overdose from something we need tested before deploying domestically - seems like a golden ray of opportunity by comparison?"

He cocked his head, brow knit in bafflement: "Man, you've really been thinking about this stuff a lot, haven't you? " He hefted a mug, looking a little worried. "Don't you want a beer or something?"

In that moment, I realized it really is true: Nobody is at the helm. And only then did a real Fear for the future set upon my heart.

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For consideration: the planet is ruled by a shadowy cabal of six billion completely clueless idiots

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From:stanleylieber
Date:April 9th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
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i used to think that. but consider: personal assistants.
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From:crisper
Date:April 9th, 2009 05:47 am (UTC)
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Are you saying the world is ruled by a shadowy cabal of a few thousand clueless assistants?
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From:stanleylieber
Date:April 9th, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
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From:eejitalmuppet
Date:April 9th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
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This is actually quite a good description of I'm pretty sceptical about the vast majority of conspiracy theories. If the CIA can't get rid of Fidel Castro in 50 years of trying, what chance is there of them doing most of the weird and convoluted things routinely attributed to them by Joe Conspiracy-Theorist?
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From:crisper
Date:April 10th, 2009 08:29 am (UTC)
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Because there's an even more powerful conspiracy protecting Castro from assassination, duh!!!!!!!!!
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From:luserspaz
Date:April 13th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
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I used to work for a defense contractor, and I can assure you that the US government is quite incapable of keeping secrets.
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From:epileptikitty
Date:April 11th, 2009 07:31 am (UTC)
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A treasured book of mine, The American Book Of The Dead, includes as a plot point that: the Bohemian Grove captured the Monkey King, keep him in a cage, and worship him on Saturday night in a quite frat-party ceremony.

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